runitup.gg./mstrbate --pair MSTR --hands diamond
($BATE), a meme coin paired with MSTR
$BATE / MSTR · meme coin
The only pair that never pulls out.
$BATE is a meme coin paired with tokenized $MSTR. No roadmap. No utility. No sell button. Just one thing, done over and over again.
| PID | PROCESS | CPU | STATE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0001 | accumulate.exe | 99.9% | RUNNING |
| 0002 | stack_mstr.sh | 87.4% | RUNNING |
| 0003 | repeat.sh | 69.0% | RUNNING |
| 0004 | sell.exe | 0.0% | NOT FOUND |
| 0005 | cope.dll | 0.0% | KILLED |
Corporate treasury strategy, applied to your personal life.
- 01 /
Accumulate.
Somewhere out there, a public company decided the whole plan was: buy more. Then buy more again. Wall Street called it crazy. It kept going.
- 02 /
Pair it.
Every $BATE pool is quoted in tokenized $MSTR. You go in through MSTR, and if you ever leave you come out in MSTR. Either way you end up holding the stock that holds the coin.
- 03 /
Repeat.
That's the roadmap. Buy, hold, repeat. Not financial advice, just a lifestyle. Self-control sold separately.
Tokenomics. Short, like the attention span.
Straight from the contract and runitup.gg. The pair, the roadmap and the missing sell button are final.
{ "name": "MSTRBATE", "ticker": "$BATE", "pair": "BATE/MSTR", "paired_with": "MSTRc (tokenized MSTR on Base)", "launchpad": "runitup.gg", "chain": "Base", "supply": "1,000,000,000", "tax": "4% buy / 4% sell", "liquidity": "Uniswap v4 · BATE/MSTRc", "sell_button": null, "roadmap": ["buy", "hold", "repeat"] }
How to buy $BATE.
bate — acquire $BATE, paired with MSTR
bate --wallet <yours> --get-mstr --swap --repeat
No known way to stop. Working as intended.
runitup.gg(1), where $BATE launched
- 01--wallet · Get a wallet
A self-custody wallet that works on Base. Fund it with gas.
- 02--get-mstr · Get tokenized MSTR (MSTRc)
MSTRc, tokenized MSTR on Base, is the quote asset of the $BATE pool, so that's what you swap with. Tokenized stocks aren't available everywhere; check your country first.
- 03--swap · Swap MSTR for $BATE on runitup.gg
The buy button opens $BATE on runitup.gg. Match the contract address below; anything else claiming to be $BATE isn't.
- 04--repeat · Hold. Repeat as needed.
Go back to step 3 whenever you feel the urge. Nobody's judging.
Talk to the terminal.
It's a real prompt. Try help, neofetch, or the forbidden command.
Frequently asked, rarely answered.
What is $BATE?
A meme coin paired with tokenized MSTR. The ticker sits next to MSTR and you read it out loud. That's the joke. That's the project.
Why pair it with MSTR?
Because the meme is commitment: buy one thing, keep buying it, never stop. So every $BATE pool is quoted in MSTR. To get in you go through MSTR, to get out you come out in MSTR.
Where did it launch?
On runitup.gg. The buy button takes you straight to the $BATE page there. Double-check the contract address against this site before you swap.
Is this affiliated with Strategy or MicroStrategy?
No. $BATE has nothing to do with Strategy Inc., its executives or its shareholders. MSTR is referenced as a ticker, the same way everyone else does.
Is there a roadmap?
Step 1: buy. Step 2: hold. Step 3: see step 1.
Where's the contract address?
0x8457b878403aa2aba9e3d393be8de644686ec797 on Base, the same one shown up top and on runitup.gg. Only trust that address. Anyone DMing you a CA is not us.
Can I sell?
Technically, yes. Spiritually, no. We don't talk about it.